Zach: I love you cheaters! I just have to get that out there while it's still love day. So last Cheat Day was a low key "Cheap" Day where the Lovely Liz and I just bought grocery cheat items. These days are often the best Cheat Days. You can each get whatever the fuck you want, just separate. We got cheese and chocolate and macaroni and crackers and hummus (which you CAN eat on a normal day but not a lot and lets face it why eat hummus if you can't knock out that whole fucking container?!)
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This Cheat Day is not going to be much different. And no, to all who are wondering we ain't switching no Cheat Day to Valentine's Day. We're getting half-price chocolate tomorrow and we'll enjoy a delicious non-cheat meal tonight with some red wine, which you can drink on not cheat day! Here's what to eat on a non-cheat Valentine's Day: Salad (no fuggin shit), Italian Sausage, Tri-colored peppers, Broccoli, and fuggin black beans, perhaps a little coffee as an after dinner beverage. "What about dessert?" HEY SHUT UP! Stop trying to keep winners from winning alright?! We'll get to dessert the next day when we wake up and pound heart shaped chocolate and donuts in bed like we have our own too fat to leave the house A&E show!
Alrighty cheaters. This is a short one. If we do anything fancy tomorrow you'll read about it next week. I love you. Happy Valentine's Day from Zach and Liz.
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